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SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


When I was a kid -


TAGS: foghorn leghorn
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 7:16 pm
And parents weren't so sue happy. The kid who sets himself aflame, uh... freakin' deserves it. Case dismissed.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 2:59 pm
Too right!


THIS - is Gun Control


TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

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Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am
b***e Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some a** jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap sh**.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be a**ailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
In the US, how many thousands are sh** by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a sh**gun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in b***e, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but d*** it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull ****.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a sh**gun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
*firearms
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
thats awesome. Completely agree. The **** that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.


The Last Chief -


TAGS: legend
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:45 am
Thanks for sharing Chief Crow's story, Empire! Brave warriors from all walks of live should their stories told to honor them and inspire us and future generations! 5L


BEHOLD, - The LLAMAPILLAR!!


TAGS: llama with hidden legs
Rating: 3.33/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:05 pm
5 legle55 llama5


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

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Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


Lorena Bobbitt -




STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.


TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
Ahhh stray lego :(


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




THE LEG - SWEEP IT -


TAGS: karate kid leg sweep
Rating: 4.57/5

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jam1977 - October 7, 2013, 1:38 pm
I met Martin Kove at SDCC 2013. he is a total riot lol.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:52 pm
old school
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
Massive!!!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
Cobra Kai!


ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".


TAGS: larp elvish legolas lotr
Rating: 2.39/5

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nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:30 pm
MAD sack time bro
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
rudeee
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
mean
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
haha wrong
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:28 pm
no that is not true
corbett06 - August 11, 2010, 9:07 am
you have a point nand but i bet he was getting mad sack time after those movies
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
She'd be cute if the eyebrows weren't so dark.
Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:00 pm
i think the guy was onto something


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.


TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


COLLEGE - upon graduation you will finally be able to put all that knowledge to good use


TAGS: college
Rating: 4.76/5

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THE LONG JOURNEY IS OVER -


TAGS: college graduates
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 11:58 am
That is so true! I've known so many to go to college for five sometimes seven years; they're not doctors, they're Starbucks employees.... I've just been inspired! Thanks, Airman! 5L
ughomer - May 21, 2012, 4:08 pm
HIT THE NAIL, AIRMAN.


CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.


TAGS: looney tunes foghorn leghorn cartoons
Rating: 4.5/5

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Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 9:38 am
Duck season or Wabbit season..that is the real question..chuckles
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am
old cartoons were and still are the **** hands down...sponge bob f*** pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




BREAKING NEWS - Lego Land is in turmoil this evening after what some experts are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." Please stay tuned.


TAGS: lego zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.41/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:22 pm
I love this one, five starts!


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.


TAGS: firefly sci fi lego
Rating: 2.45/5

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RnR - July 25, 2008, 7:32 am
if you take out those with the guns, it will look like a freakign lego g** boysband


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another




HITLER KITTY -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

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LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs


$42,000,000,000.00 SHORTFALL -


TAGS: political illegal immigrants
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Please refrain from discussing politics here. We do not allow it anymore. However, there is a great deal to be seen and said on our sister site: politifake.org - thank you!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:47 pm
True very True Arizona has the right idea ty for the reality check 5/5
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
our borders from the invasion of those who refuse to obey the law and enter this country legally.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sandwiches, I don't know what dream world you live in but illegals in CA get massive amounts of entitlement program dollars and they are milking the system dry along with Am. citizens milking entitlments programs. The blame lies on DC for not protecting
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:39 pm
Shhh. Don't let my secret out. INS might catch me and start making me pay for my food.
sandwiches - September 20, 2009, 7:35 am
Because illegals can get free college education, free food, welfare, or non-emergency free medical care. Oh wait, they can't. Nah. Don't shift the blame, dear wannabe patriots. The blame rests firmly on irresponsible American citizens milking the system.
WTFO - May 22, 2009, 12:43 am
I haven't been to the VA yet, but I'll tell you that the service some on active duty gets sucks. They slow rolled my initial diagnosis so much that my problem has deginerated into a major issue that could need surgery.
Jmac0585 - May 21, 2009, 10:18 am
Healthcare costs would go through the floor IF hospitals were treated like any other business, and allowed to serve only those that could pay. If the Govt wants a Govt run hospital that treats anyone, fine with me. Ask the vets about the V.A. Hospitals.
WTFO - May 21, 2009, 12:37 am
Not to redirect the conversation too much (back towards the actual poster), but did anyone else hear that Barney Frank is proposing a bill that the Federal Govt bail out CA's debt? The state bones their budget and the other 49 have to pay for it!
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:51 pm
Either???
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:47 pm
Lawyers ... only hired by other ... lawyers? Wait, that can't be right. It must be all those lawyers they put on the juries, then ... no, somethin's not right about that either.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
Although I tend to be a "Rabid Republican" I don't believe that EVERYTHING the ACLU does is bad. But much of what they do goes against common sense.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
You were starting to worry me there. I thought maybe you were going all ACLU on me.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
....you guessed it, a mole hill.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
I totally agree. I'm just rambling on. Most of the cost of medical care is due to the high cost of medical malpractice insurance. Juries are constantly awarding large sums of money to undeserving plaintiffs because some lawyer make a mountain out of a...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:26 pm
social structures, maybe doctors wouldn't have to charge nearly as much as they do.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:22 pm
Mark, it's a moot point. I absolutely agree that we need people in all of these professions. Where I differ is that I don't feel we need quite so d*** many. Let the lawyers build a commune, who feeds them? And if we reduced the h** coffee lawsuits in our
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:15 pm
Soldiers are necessary to protect and defend. Unfortunately they have become a tool of politicians and an extension of their will.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
...continuances because at one time they were in the same place.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
I think doctors have found that as long as the insurance money keeps coming in, they can keep a person alive. I've seen hundreds of lawyers keep asking for a continuance only because they hadn't been paid yet. Judges, being lawyers themselves, grant...
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
We need lawyers...we need doctors...and we need soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:09 pm
Sean - Are you trolling me?
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:49 pm
Doctors (in the West) have learned that there is no profit in curing illness.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't advocate the elimination of lawyers. I only think there are far more of them than is necessary. My niece (a lawyer) is employed, seemingly, only to create employment for other lawyers.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 9:41 pm
Speaking of self-perpetuating professions ... I merely mention: soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:38 pm
I don't know that having a 75 percent cut in doctors would be a good idea. It would drive up the cost of the remaining 25 percent just because they would be in greater demand. I've seen a lot of poor lawyers over the years but never a poor doctor.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:35 pm
But then on the other hand, if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need lawyers. They are a self perpetuating profession. The only good lawyer is the one that's representing you at the time. In some cases even that's debatable.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:25 pm
As the famous remark by the plotter of treachery in Shakespeare's King Henry VI shows - "The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers," - the surest way to chaos and tyranny even then was to remove the guardians of independent thinking.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
We need about a tenth of what we have now for lawyers, at best. Too many frivolous lawsuits and shysters, by far.
BoneCD - May 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
A friend of mine is an emergency med Doc and he told me that 80% of the test that he runs is because the Hospital demands it to cover their a** from law suites. *gasp* no ****!!!
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:19 pm
*gasp* a tenth of the lawyer's what? Just asking, not out of any self interest or anything ....
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
Absolutely. Medical malpractice insurance is ridiculously expensive, too. Somewhere along the line we became a nation of finger-pointers and lawsuit-happy sociopaths. I think the real solution is to have a quarter of the doctors and a tenth of the lawyers
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
...when your in a hospital, there is absolutely no reason they should charge you $25.00 for an aspirin.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:10 pm
I agree that the cost of Healthcare is way out of line but if you think it's expensive now, just wait until it's free. Doctors should be paid well to compensate for their initial cost of medical school and also for their acquired healing talents. But...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
healing people, but in making money. Is this a trait of Western medical treatments and philosophies, or is it a relatively new development unique to the US? I tend to think there's a little of both at the root of the issue.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
The problem with our system, IMHO, is the absolutely ridiculous cost of it, not the service provided. Some might say that the years dedicated to education have to be paid for, but the bottom line is that the healthcare industry is no longer intersted in
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Jmac - That's why I can't understand all this BS about National Healthcare. No one is ever turned away from an American Hospital. If you have Health Insurance, great. If not, they treat you anyway. If you're illegal, I think the govt. pays faster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Thanks LD.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 12:18 pm
My wife is an ER nurse. When the "Swine Flu" broke, she said that had a "Hispanic Panic." Apparently when any bad medical news hits, the non-insured (read: illegal) hit the ER. "Soy sano, yo estoy preocupado de la gripe de puercos." You pay for it, CA!
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 10:59 am
5 Green-card-carrying Lions Mark!
culos - May 19, 2009, 10:10 am
The Netherlands has a fair share of immigrants as well but we went one better. Anyone that wants to settle here has to learn a bit of our language and culture and pass a test before they are admitted.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:35 am
typo: mad = made missing word: "looking FOR a better..."
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:33 am
The United States is a country mad up of immigrants. I would welcome with open arms anyone looking a better life who comes here legally, works and pays taxes, learns to speak English, and then works toward gaining full citizenship.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:30 am
The difference is that my family, and presumably yours, came to our countries legally. They worked for everything they got. Mine learned to speak English and paid taxes. Illegals do none of the above yet reap the benefits of my tax dollars.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
That's very true. In fact I worry about who might be coming over our border all the time. I just think those people want a better life just like your family and mine did when they came to north america.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:17 pm
So they didn't have laws and see what happened? Now we have immigration laws but we don't enforce them. We leave the borders open and reward illegals with welfare. A nation without border control isn't much of a nation at all.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
No doubt the native Canadians would agree that there were no need for immigration laws until the Europeans arrived.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:55 pm
It seems that all of the below comments hit the nail on the head with the exception of the first one. Canuck - It seems to me that Lief Erickson, Chris Columbus, et al, complied with the immigration laws of the time. Now let's ask the native Canadians.
know_it_all - April 22, 2009, 4:08 pm
Obama doesn't care if we can afford it. He hates this country. Hence his refusal to salute our Flag and his attendence to a radical church run by an anti-American kook. It's why he closed Gitmo. It's also why he picked Joe Biden as his VP
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
get them voting rights so they can retain power indefinitely.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
Mark, do you mean to say that paying for millions of people who have no legal right to be in the US caused CA too much money? Does that mean the Obama entitlement state could do the same thing on the national level? I guess Dems don't care as long as they
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:03 am
Calling you a Canadian Moron would be an insult to morons everywhere.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:40 am
Ask any native american and he will tell you there are about 300 million illegal immigrants in his country.


Our Generation -


TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.25/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


19th Century Entertainement -


TAGS: alleged artistes
Rating: 4.2/5

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GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:56 am
I know his grandson…weird dude.


COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees




COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -




LEGEND SAYS -


TAGS: legend dream awake solitude
Rating: 4.71/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 4:49 pm
This is a great poster...


NORTH VS SOUTH -


TAGS: college football
Rating: 3.97/5

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afrothunder - March 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
Being new to motifake, I'm sure my word isn't worth much. However, the best rivalry in North American Sports (Not just college) according to ESPN is The Game, also known as Michigan-Ohio State. (http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html)
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
i am from the north in the middle of big ten country and played for NDSU and its not the same up here. go to a highschool game in texas or florida. its jsut better. we have pointed out 5 schools the SEC has 10 that are better with better fans.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 3:51 pm
I live in an SEC college town, and Airman is all over it, like BBQ sauce on a rib.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
I like that. Douchebag f***tard. I might find the appropriate avatar to go with that.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
my goodness. Tennessee's Neyland stadium is now over 104,000, which seems to be more than 102,000. And I live in colorado, which, unfortunately, is Broncos country. college ball takes a back seat here
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 3:36 pm
Probably not matt, kinda like when i heard the name of my lil bros band tournament "cou*** Fest" i got super excited and was let down when it was a bunch of high school band geeks
Fatt Matt - March 3, 2010, 3:31 pm
wow... someone takes their football seriously... randomhero, is Beaver Stadium what i hope it is? It's not, is it?
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:21 pm
Read this as well you douchebag... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Stadium
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
This is the biggest piece of sh*t i've ever seen. PSU is 107k, Michigan 106k, OSU 102k. Please seach Penn State tailgate fcuktard. Obviously this dumb redneck has never been to a football game in the "North," since he thinks the Civil War is still on.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 2:55 pm
actually, Lincoln Nebraska is amazing on game day too.. but it would be hard to beat the Georgia-Florida "worlds biggest ****tail party" for atmosphere. Tennessee's stadium now seats 104,000 putting it ahead of OSU
magicbikes - March 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
The top 3 college football stadiums by capacity: Penn State Michigan Ohio State They are from the north, by the way. Being from the south I would suspect you would have to be told that.
me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
I am from the North and will say this is absolutely true. Looking forward to next fall already
kingsholmmad - March 3, 2010, 12:46 pm
That's why you Americans don't understand rugby: REAL dedication involves going to Twickenham and being able to enjoy the game in spite of a diet of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms.
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
5L's and mostly true only Where is the largest college stadium? michian and who has the most stright sellouts Ohio State, even though i hate them. Just saying still the last line is very very true.


marriage advice #3 -


TAGS: affair illegitamate son
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 10:43 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:57 am
Like a BOSS!!!!!! Well played, RL!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.


TAGS: football college cheats play game
Rating: 3.89/5

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caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.


THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...




PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -


TAGS: flag america canada allegiance
Rating: 4.3/5

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culos - December 10, 2010, 9:59 am
When it's good it gets the votes.... 5 epic sammiches, who's the biatch now ??? LOL
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 9:43 am
just awesome!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:25 am
My first poster to make the top rated page...Thank you all =)


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: learning school college graduation buzzkill
Rating: 4.78/5

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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their a**!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know


BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.


TAGS: wolf beauty first skul leg
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:58 am
Was this wolf a student at Heidelberg?
Skulrath - October 20, 2011, 5:41 pm
Well thank you!
commander9249 - October 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
nice
CloudchaserS - October 14, 2011, 6:24 am
Oh well, thanx anyway :-)
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:56 am
I have no idea, but I loved it too. I found it on Google while looking up "Wolf". Also, I know the caption and stuff probably isn't too good, but this is my first :D
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 12:39 am
I have got to know who did that art so I can go see more of their works!


LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands


TAGS: lego time aircraft carrier
Rating: 3.3/5

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ProfessorMohawk - February 17, 2012, 8:42 am
well lets see, an average 6000 pcs set is $300. and a 4ft Super Star Destroyer is a grand, so......10k?
qdogg99 - April 24, 2011, 12:31 am
who wants to play life size lego battleship cause i want to
spencer - August 14, 2009, 10:07 am
thats cool. wonder the price of one of those.
anonymouse - October 28, 2008, 11:32 pm
where the japs at?
Jeez - August 15, 2008, 3:01 pm
WOOOOOOOO! Man that's friggin' Amazing!


COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.




ARTS DEGREE -




CLASSIC LOVE - One feels hurt, the other feels insanely annoyed




PARTY ON GARTH -


TAGS: kegger college
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:21 am
yeah, until then is training for alcoholism...


YOU CAME HERE TO PICK UP OUR DAUGHTERS? - Seems legit. Come on girls show's in an hour.


TAGS: seems legit
Rating: 4.18/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:58 pm
(carebear BANNED)


LEGOS - Building the awesome one brick at a time


TAGS: lego epic awsome
Rating: 3.88/5


I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: legend argument invalid zombie pie
Rating: 1.69/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 6:15 am
Somebody ripped off Alien 3.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
I saw this movie. I hated every second of it. If you never saw it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. If you regret the curiosity that provoked you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, then take that as a warning. Because you will down in this ****.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:15 am
Pass!


HYRULE - This explains so much.




LIFE -


TAGS: life live it well leave a proud legacy
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm
Powerful, 5L


DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.


TAGS: horse broken leg sh** put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

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zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L


LEGEND - "Second place is just the first place loser."




FINALLY PETE WON -




ELVIS VERSUS GODZILLA -


TAGS: elvis godzilla cinema bootleg
Rating: 1.56/5

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Anonymous2 - December 11, 2009, 4:47 pm
Since Elvis never left the U.S. because his manager was an illegal alien, Godzilla came to Elvis. Elvis lost, thus Charles Barkley had to challenge Godzilla to basketball decades later.


PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


IN OUR FINAL MOMENTS - Some think of their lifes work and the legacy they will leave Others wonder what the settlement on a case like this will be


TAGS: legacy life death
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2013, 10:48 pm
LOL! Omit "ambulance" insert "airplane." Airplane chasers... I thought it was funny ;-)
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 9:41 am
I have no Idea what crash it was or if its even real. Ironic though, Windows crashing... couldve used that in the poster if I had noticed it.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 8:16 pm
What crash was this? I don't remember a Windows icon on a literal crash before


MMMM... - Plasticky




COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?


TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.


LEGIBILITY - If you can't read this, you're retarded or blind or both.


TAGS: waking the cadaver death metal deathgrind hardcore illegibility
Rating: 2.6/5

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HtD - February 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
This one is actually more legible than some others I've seen.
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:18 pm
Waking THE Cadaver actually...
VinceVicious - January 20, 2009, 6:14 pm
How the hell is that obvious? I posted a Cannibal Corpse poster and their one of my favorite bands. So what I listen to some of the crossover genres but you can't go just by a**uming. I'M A f***ING DEATH METAL VOCALIST I wouldn't point your finger at me.
Fatty - January 20, 2009, 1:58 pm
Vince obviously is not metal.
Bob Chin - January 19, 2009, 12:57 pm
Waking Cadaver? Why so Vicious???


LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years


TAGS: legal 18 harry potter
Rating: 2.28/5

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KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So h** for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is h**, i'd do her


LEGAL AND ILLEGAL -


TAGS: legal illegal right wrong
Rating: 4.93/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:52 am
But everything to do with the difference between ninth grade and graduation.
Nagard - January 26, 2011, 4:44 am
Simple and true! Awesome!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2011, 11:32 pm
Also voting 5L because this is so freakin' true! I've long thought that a saying I came up with is "Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right"
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 5:27 pm
"What's wrong is that all I ever see are posters from Airman, Culos, and this stupid Cubbybear jerk while all my posters get rejected! You're all biased! WAH WAH WAH WAH" (See Forum lol) 5L Air, 99% of your posters make me chuckle.


ROBBERS -




EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.


TAGS: lego darth vader star wars
Rating: 4.13/5

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HAL8999 - April 9, 2010, 6:04 pm
And who's watching the Death Star when all this is going on??
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:33 am
There was something so linear and symmetrical about Legos that absolutely captivated me as a child. Very cool poster, BTW.
Screamin Daemon - December 14, 2009, 10:29 am
So. Much. Lego. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2009, 1:45 am
Heheheh, I laughed, so you get my 5 lions.
Lederhosen - October 19, 2009, 2:25 pm
thanks
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:23 pm
Good one Lederhosen.


LEGO - Helping to defy the laws of physics


TAGS: escher lego time too much physics laws
Rating: 3.4/5

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Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 11:26 am
This is awesome. Well done. My eyes are dizzy now...
RnRollie - November 10, 2009, 9:45 am
Its been almost a year since i've posted something new.. i think my "old" stuff is up for a revote towards the hall of fame :)
Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
Clever - even spelt Lego without an "s" :-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 28, 2009, 1:55 am
If you put them together right, you get more lego pieces when you disassemble it.
Elder God Douchebag - January 27, 2009, 4:30 pm
M. C. Escher-edition Lego's.
RMDan - January 27, 2009, 3:57 pm
Total Mind f***. How is that even possible with Lego? Awesome work.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 9:58 pm
This is a mind f*** if there ever was one. That is some awesome Lego work.
BladeMasterV - September 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
*twitches* mind f*** holy ****sner
datnigga - August 21, 2008, 12:48 am
winnar. my mind is f***ed right now.
Randall - August 10, 2008, 6:06 pm
WTF?


POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




The Big Sleep -


TAGS: lauren becall hollywood legend film
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 14, 2014, 2:21 am
Yes. I noticed that after Robin Williams died, people seemed to forget all about Mr. Garner. I've always been a fan of James Garner, moreso than of Robin Williams. Although, both had a lot of talent.
Greybeard - August 14, 2014, 12:02 am
Yes, I forgot about Maverick. May they all RIP...
steve1961 - August 13, 2014, 11:56 pm
James Garner died, as well.
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:27 pm
They say everything comes in three's but hope it stops at 2.
premiumgrade - August 13, 2014, 8:40 am
Sweet. She was one of the classiest broads in Hollywood. It's been a sad couple of days.


Is that you calling me home for dinner, mom? -




IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME -




GRAD SCHOOL - Even in this job market You can't hide there forever




LOOKS LEGIT TO ME -




ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: legion anon atom power epic
Rating: 3.24/5

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Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 2:25 pm
PS: Me Too Young To Care About Goverment Andor Anarchy, the way i see it things are good the way they are.
Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 2:24 pm
Dude,What I Do Online, Has Nothing To Do With What I Do In Real Life, I A Straight A Student Captain Of the swim And Soccer Team. I Live Life To Win, I Just Use The Webs To Unleashe Fail Haw, Because We All Need To Fail Sometimes,
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:13 pm
Just like religion overthrowing governments. You have vision and purpose, but no understanding of long-term effects.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
History has shown that you beat the game by playing the game. Come out from the shadows, roll up your sleeves, and make a life out of change. What you strive for amounts to anarchy... and that, again, leads to a more suffocating leadership.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
Oh Hammy...so young, so eager, so.......stupid (sorry man)
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Tsk tsk. Such delusions of grandeur.
Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
They Are Not An Organization, We Are Not An Organization, We Are The People, We Are Everyone...
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 4:52 am
As I've said before... crush a leadership, and you'll open the door for organized crime. And if you think your leadership is opressive now, just remember what organized crime does to this sort of resistance.
TheTrashHeap - July 10, 2010, 1:07 am
Let's see what other groups from history hid behind masks...
TheTrashHeap - July 10, 2010, 1:05 am
Who would lead a group too scared to show their faces?
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:32 am
With this power, we can cause leaders to fall, movements to crumble, but we have no main spokesman.


EDUCATION - It's all relative.




LEGOS - Meening of pain: 4 studs...4 oz... and blend in with your floors


TAGS: legos
Rating: 2.83/5

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LEGO FABULAND - Responsable for turning kids into furry fans




THE FUN OF STUDENT LOANS -




LEIF ERIKSSON -


TAGS: viking america immigrant illegal
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 2, 2012, 8:54 pm
If the Indians had been smart enough to figure out how to make bronze, they probably wouldn't have had a problem. Has anyone ever seen a Pre-Columbian sword?
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 6:51 pm
Who needs a green card when you've got a big frickin' sword.


BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.


TAGS: legolas aragorn lotr bromance romance
Rating: 4.56/5

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Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 11:25 am
Very bromantic! I 5'd it as well...
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 9:17 am
5cores, 5chmores, the word play on the title is creative talent Keep it comin’, goobienicole
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:04 am

sorry to see the low score. i really liked this poster. simple....direct...funny. 5 from me.


LEGO CHURCH - More proof that some people have WAAAAAY too much free time!


TAGS: lego free time
Rating: 4.17/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:56 am
No, it’s not right for your idiom - it should have been the wedding scene at Swamp Castle.
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:09 pm
Make more of these. Btw, you can turn off Caps Lock.
ODETTECRUMP - June 18, 2012, 11:04 pm
I TOTALLY AGREE. WHAT DO THEY DO WITH REAL FREE TIME?


LIFE LESSONS - In order to please others, we loose our hold on our life's purpose. ~Epictetus~


TAGS: legos hold
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:47 pm
I immediately thought of that scene neat the end of Spies Like Us where Chevy Chase had to hold two live wires


SPUNK - Well whaddaya know...there IS an "I" in "PARAPLEGIC"!


TAGS: cheerleader spunk paraplegic
Rating: 3.89/5

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Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 7:44 pm
I can't help byt think of Mary Katherine Gallagher when I see this. "Super Star!"


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.


how legends are born -


TAGS: rock stars birth legend rock and roll
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:22 pm
Always thought it was an art that you worked hard at, not something you're born with...who knew? I know it is a 5L in my books though. Woot!


COLLEGE ROOMMATES - Just enough immaturity to keep things fun




THE PRINCE OF THIEVES -




NOT NATURAL -




GREYBEARD MANTRA -


TAGS: girl graybeard legs grope
Rating: 4.74/5

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rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:12 pm
Like Fred Sanford said, I'll be a dirty old man till I'm a dead old man. Pleasures that take years off your life take those years off at the END.
Greeny - May 9, 2011, 9:13 pm
That5 right!


THE SHOW GOES ON -


TAGS: sho calendar tribute queen legend
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - October 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Boom-shella-lacka Caveman!
Sho - October 1, 2012, 3:04 pm
Boom boom clap 5L


A DOGS LIFE - Confusing and frustrating ...




STUDENT DEBT - It's a trap!


TAGS: college debt loans
Rating: 4.5/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:24 am
Luckily, I went to a college where my mother worked and got free tuition :D


$100,000 - amount of money your kid wasted by majoring in anthropology


TAGS: college
Rating: 4.29/5

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LOUIS VITTON - Seems Legit




GARY MOORE -




BLONDES -




SACRILEGE -


TAGS: sacrilege beer army initiation rights
Rating: 3.05/5

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anthony - February 7, 2009, 5:54 pm
the guys at the german army are drinking oettinger... drinking that beer will make them loose the next war ,too :


WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...uh...oh nevermind


TAGS: lego bricks
Rating: 3.03/5

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hootizz - August 5, 2010, 2:16 am
hahaha...!!! I think I see it...., someones dog has 'sh_ _' bricks in the park under the tree's...!! aaaahh thats to funny..., you can build anything out of Lego...
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:08 am
no really....i dun get it....
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 21, 2009, 6:59 am
WHAT!?? the American flag and the british Dr. WHO phone booth, the spider on top of the building what?


HIGH HEELS -




TUMORS - I'm immune to them




LES PAUL - 1915 - 2009




TOO LEGIT -




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